Ironic - Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your DChardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

Mr. Play It Safe G was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isn't this nice ..."

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay

And everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong

And everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife ... hmm

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

A little too ironic ... and yeah, I really do think ...

And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

And life has a funny, funny way ---

Of helping you out, helping you out