Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D

DThis is a song F#mfor the ladies,

but fellas, Alisten closely:

DYou don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right ... to do

DSometimes you gotta make some love

EmAnd fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey:

Bm And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers

D And then you say, Wait a minute Sally!

Bm I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?

That's fuckin' teamwork!

What's your favorite posish?

That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely

But then...

I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!