The Hardest Karaoke Song in the World - Inspired by Iceland

I start my day with coffee or kaffi is what we say (Mhh)

I pour a little mjólk in and feed my horse some hey (Hey!)

I look out the window to see if there is sól

I eat my morgunmatur and sit down in my stól (Ahh)

This eyja is kind of awesome no matter what you see

There's hverir, list, and jöklar, and vinir you can meet - Skál!

So pack your töskur, Iceland has it all

Austur to vestur, just don't look for elves (You don't even exist!)

Our sundlaugar are cozy, afklæðast all the way

But don’t forget sundskýla before you go and play (Okay?)

You might see a torfbær or hike in the þjóðgarð

And you must say hi to Villi, because that is my... dad? Pabbi!

And you can rent a bílaleigubíll

Enjoy the drive on Hringvegurinn

Be mindful of malarvegir

And don’t traðka on the moss - it grows back so slow! Like seventy years!

Since the upphaf alda the sheep has been around

Vinaleg and gracious

Every man's best friend

We cuddle them and klappa and then take all their ull

We wear them like the kappar and they’ve always kept us… Full!

You just sang the hardest karaoke song in the world!

You speak Icelandic! You can even say Plokkfiskur!

You're almost an celander - or almost...

Seriously - it's a lot of paperwork; Just come and visit!