Kickapoo - Tenacious D

A long ass fuckin‘ time ago, in a town called Kickapoo,

there lived a humble family religious through and through.

But yay there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do.

His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.

A vision he did see-eth, fuckin‘ rockin‘ all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.

Gotta get it on in the party zone!

I got to shoot a load in the party zone!

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone,

I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne?

I need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.

My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.

Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad.

I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.

I hear you, brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock!

But to learn the ancient method, sacred doors you must unlock.

Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood.

On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood.

In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand.

You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band.

To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk.

You will face your inner demons. Now go, my son, and rock!

So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart.

And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art.

But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.