All My Ex's Live In Texas - Whitey Shafer

Rosanna's down in Texarkana wanted me to push her broom

Sweet Eileen's in Abilene she forgot I hung the moon

And Allison's in Galveston somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law looking for me

I remember that old Frio River where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin

By transcendental meditation I go there each night

But I always come back to myself long before daylight

Some folks think I'm hidin'

It's been rumored that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee