Fat bottomed girls - Queen

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery (Huh!)

Left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

I've been singing with my band, across the water, across the land

I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)

But their beauty and their style, went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time, come on!

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Hey, listen here... Now I got mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in my bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh, but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Heap big woman, you done made a big man of me - Now get this...