Why Don't You Get a Job - The Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend, man he hates that bitch.

He tells me every day,

he says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick

in the worst kind of way."

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone

to give her money every payday.

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home,

well my friend, you gotta say:

I guess: all his money, well, it isn't enough

to keep her bill collectors at bay.

I guess: all his money, well it isn't enough,

cause that girl's got expensive taste.

Well I guess it ain't easy doin' nothin' at all, oh yeah.

But hey man free rides just don't come along every day.

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick,

she tells me every day.

He wants more dinero just to stay at home,

well my friend, you gotta say: