Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch(capo 3)

You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife

and I feel that I'm being misled

See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned

of the swastika tattoo on your head

And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"

You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard

You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,

and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

Your every dress is monogrammed SS,

you hold an Aryan picnic and bash

And it makes me irate when you say I look great

when I wear a little tiny moustache,

Your social politics say that races don't mix,

and you call it pure blood pollution

And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,

for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...

BmThey say that love is blind, so how could I have guessed

BmBut then again, I met you at the Wagnerfest

I know you're a nazi

And that's why I'm leavin baby

I know you're a nazi

Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-en-stein.