Mean Mr Mustard - The Beatles

1.
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save pa - per
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man... Such a mean old man
2.
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go - ge - tter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man... Dirty old man