Because I Got High - Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high.

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high.

My room is still messed up and I know why.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I was gonna go to class before I got high.

I could've cheated and I could’ve passed but I got high.

I’m taking it next semester and I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I was gonna go to court before I got high.

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high.

They took my whole pay check and I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high.

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high.

Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high.

Now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I messed up my entire life because I got high.

I lost my kids and wife because I got high.

Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!

I must stop singing this song because I'm high.

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high.

And if I don't sell one copy I know why, yea-hey.

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high!